Book of Mormon Movie

My roommates and I are very different. So different that people often pull one of us aside and ask if we get along. We get along great. Our best moments happen when we are trying to do homework in the front room. The other night we concocted this casting call list for a Book of Mormon Movie:

Nephi -- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Lehi -- Michael Caine
Ammon -- Matt Damon
Captain Moroni -- Christian Bale
King Noah -- Jack Black
Laman -- Dane Cook
Lemuel -- Shia La Beouff
2,000 Stripling Warriors -- The Clones (from Star Wars)
Enos -- Toby Macquire
Helaman -- Mel Gibson
Moroni (son of Mormon) -- Tom Cruise
Gideon -- Bruce Willis
King Benjamin -- Harrison Ford
Sariah -- Carrie Fisher
Teancum -- Hugh Jackman
Korihor -- Heath Ledger
Alma the Elder -- Viggo Mortensen
Sam -- Sean Astin
Alma the Younger -- Chris Pine
Mormon -- Liam Nisson
Abinadi -- Brad Pitt
Nephi's Wife -- Angelina Jolie
Abish -- Kate Blanchett
Brother of Jared -- Russell Crowe
Zeezrom -- Orlando Bloom
King Lamoni -- Denzel Washington
Laban -- Danny DeVito
Ether -- Robert Downy Jr.
Gadianton -- William Defoe
Samuel the Lamanite -- Keanu Reeves