Quotes From Elms C209, 2008-2009

Darin (to Greg): “Well Greg, maybe you should ‘speed things up a bit’…”

Darin: “Greg! She’s the one!”

“Who the fractal ate my Cheerios?”
- Jared

“You guys didn’t get it. It’s okay – I didn’t get it either.”
-Darin

Greg: “Where’s my cranium?”
Darin: *points to Greg’s head*

“I’m gonna cut all of them out in little hearts…” -Darin

Peter B: “Is it ‘e’ or ‘i’? I already put ‘e.’
Darin: “IT’S ‘I’”

“A girl, staring at you , in the Clyde Building, and she’s an engineer? Run!”
- Darin

“I would crawl inside of my freezer.”
-Greg

“Do you have kids?...I mean keys…”
-Darin

“That would be a good way to murder someone!”
-Darin

“Gasp! I know EXACTLY what I’m going to have for breakfast tomorrow!”
-Peter N.

“Don’t you DARE be invisible to me!”
-Tiffany

Greg: “You were probably being spiritual.”
Adam: “No. I was killing things.”

Peter B: “MAN!”
Peter N: “Woman! …I love this game.”

“My lips hurt real bad!”
-Darin

“Girls ARE the gospel…”
-Greg

Greg: “SHE is a dancer.”
Darin: “Uh…thank you.”

“I’d date her for her basket of corn.”
-Geoff (about the lady on the bag of chips)

Darin: “We can go to our hickie parade.”
Alisha, Greg: “Hickie?”
Darin: “Hickish.”

“What day is the fourth of July?”
-Amy

“How do you capitalize ‘Fourth’?”
-Amy

Kaitlyn: “Is someone harboring a personal grudge against Adam?”
Alisha: “Kaitlyn”
Kaitlyn: “It’s true.”

“I want to know what a half date is . . . cuz I feel bad for that guy.”
-Darin

“Not the way I play kickball…”
-Darin

“Aren’t you dead, Greg?”
-Jared (while playing mafia)

“Where, what, what, what, when?”
-Darin

“I want to stand at a 45˚ angle with you. Don’t be intimidated. I’ll break eye contact first.”
-Liz

“I’m gonna read the quote board and then go to bed.”
-Peter B.

“Oooh! Nazis!”
-Adam

“I can hold my breath ‘til I go to the restroom.”
-Peter B.

“I can’t believe I just said that! My maturity level just went down three points…on a scale of one to four…”
-Peter B.

“I wonder what it would be like to have a baby in zero gravity.”
-Peter B.

“You should grow sideburns. It will solve all your problems.”
-Peter B.

“Blackboard needs to be…*hits chest*…Pumped up.”
-Peter B.

“You’d be good at swearing.”
-Peter B.

“Your Valentine’s Day is Birthday?”
-Darin

“I should probably put pants on.”
-Greg

Peter N: “You know, I’d like to think they were talking about chocolate, but…”
Greg & Darin: “They were.”

Peter B: “I was practicing piano.”
Darin: “Is that what they call it these days?”

“Is that scripture? I think it is.”
-Darin

“First kiss, holding hands, and then you build bird-feeders.”

“Uh-uh. 4x5=0”
-Peter B.

“It’s been a blessing. I don’t know how, but…”
-Jared

Peter B: “How did the pioneers make it?”
Adam: “Pioneers like you didn’t.”

“Do you WANT to wake up without eyebrows?”
-Darin

“I would crawl inside of my freezer “
–Greg

Quotes From Brookview 8, 2009-2010

L to R: Paul, Darin, PeterB, PeterN. Not pictured: Seth.

Paul: “Sealing is like a port-key.”

Peter B: “I can chew and eat. I’m that talented.”

David: “Actually, going through a single pane window wouldn’t hurt that bad.”

Paul: “No, she’s definitely a full woman.”

Darin: “Let’s watch ice cream while we eat the TV!”

Peter N: “Hugging is not one of the 3 P’s.”
Paul: “Paffection!”
Darin: “Uh…NOT one of the 3 P’s.”

Megan: “Yoink! It’s an explicative.”

Peter B: “White people don’t have black hair.”

Peter N: “What’s the name of that whale in Moby Dick?”

Darin (to Peter N. and Peter B.): “It’s just that I don’t want to be twenty-f—nine and single.”

Seth: “I don’t know…I’d much rather have feet on it than butts.”

Darin: “Can you hear? I’m losing my voice….I know you all are excited about it but I’m not!”

Peter B: “We’ve been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.”
Peter N: “Is that your date activity?”

Darin (to Peter B.): “9:39 to 9:40 is eleven minutes, Mr. Math Major.”

Paul: “I love going on man-dates with Darin!”

Darin: “I’m not telling secrets, I just don’t want you two to know what I’m saying.”

Peter N: “Liz, you’re a stronger woman than I am!”

Peter B: “What are you trying to do?”
Seth: “Rub your belly.”

Darin (to Paul): “How does it feel to have a one syllable name?”
Paul: (awkward silence)…”umm, it’s great! I love it!”

David: “Darin’s more spiritual than you, so I’m going to side with him.”
Paul: “Wait, what did you say?”
Darin: “He said that I’m more attractive than you so he’s siding with me.”
Paul: “Oh ok. I thought he said you were more spiritual.”

Darin & Peter B: “You are my Book of Lehi.”

Paul (about Peter N.): “We’re sealed together for eternity. I pray every day that they’ll leave the church.”

Darin: “We need something harder than beer.”
Paul: “You could try aftershave.”

David: “So Darin, I washed your potatoes last night.”
Darin: (long awkward silence)

Darin: “And I have zero desire to live an alcohol-free life but I still do.”

Peter N: “What?! They have a negative K.D!”
Darin & Paul: (laughter)
Paul: “Don’t you hate negative K.D’s?”
Darin: “Yeah! They’re the worst!”

Peter B: “We need to increase the number of Mary Poppins discussion in our apartment.”

Darin: “I think his pecs are listed in the credits.”

Peter N (to Paul on the phone): “Are you asking me if you’re morally justified to take the gallon of milk in the parking lot?”

Darin: “I don’t want any of that food if it’s going to be made with that Satan-milk!”

Seth (to Darin): “You’re not a butt…at the very most you’re a lower back.”

Paul: “What’s up with that dude in the vest and hat?”
Darin: “Uh, that’s a brace.”

David: “Darin’s in most of these quotes. Why is that?”
Peter B: “When you talk 90% of the time, you’re in 90% of the quotes.”

Darin (to Sierra): “With your good looks and my priesthood….”

Peter B: “So what were you telling each other? Sweet something-nothings?”

Peter N: “Everyone, Darin? Like all 80,000 of us?”

Paul (to David): “I could probably bench two of you…well, maybe one.”

Peter B: The only thing better than chocolate milk is drinking chocolate milk.”

Darin & Paul: “I grade girls on the curve!”

Peter B: “Something’s in the air.”
Darin: (singing) “Love is in the air!”
Peter B: “It’s NOT love.”

Paul: “I don’t know….if Elder Oaks were MY husband…”

Darin: “Hey Steph! If we got married, you could have this (points to self) for eternity!”
Steph: “Gimme a ring and I’m in.”
Darin: “So what are you doing this weekend?”
Steph: “I’m going to Vegas, wanna come?”

Peter B: “Sometimes a friend is someone who puts you back on the right path.”
Paul: “So what you’re saying is, ‘Friends tell friends they’re going to Hell.”

Darin (to Peter N): “Do you have engineering dreams?”
Peter N: “No.”
Darin: “Yeah…I don’t either.”

You Remind Me of My Mission President's Wife

Just a short one today.

The other day I overheard the last half of a what must have been a funny conversation. One of the girls in my class came walking into the classroom, speaking loudly to her friend, saying in one long, run-on sentence,  "...and he said I remind him of his mission president's wife and I said, 'But she's, like, 50 years OLD' and he said, 'but she's cool.'"