Quotes From Elms C209, 2008-2009

Darin (to Greg): “Well Greg, maybe you should ‘speed things up a bit’…”

Darin: “Greg! She’s the one!”

“Who the fractal ate my Cheerios?”
- Jared

“You guys didn’t get it. It’s okay – I didn’t get it either.”
-Darin

Greg: “Where’s my cranium?”
Darin: *points to Greg’s head*

“I’m gonna cut all of them out in little hearts…” -Darin

Peter B: “Is it ‘e’ or ‘i’? I already put ‘e.’
Darin: “IT’S ‘I’”

“A girl, staring at you , in the Clyde Building, and she’s an engineer? Run!”
- Darin

“I would crawl inside of my freezer.”
-Greg

“Do you have kids?...I mean keys…”
-Darin

“That would be a good way to murder someone!”
-Darin

“Gasp! I know EXACTLY what I’m going to have for breakfast tomorrow!”
-Peter N.

“Don’t you DARE be invisible to me!”
-Tiffany

Greg: “You were probably being spiritual.”
Adam: “No. I was killing things.”

Peter B: “MAN!”
Peter N: “Woman! …I love this game.”

“My lips hurt real bad!”
-Darin

“Girls ARE the gospel…”
-Greg

Greg: “SHE is a dancer.”
Darin: “Uh…thank you.”

“I’d date her for her basket of corn.”
-Geoff (about the lady on the bag of chips)

Darin: “We can go to our hickie parade.”
Alisha, Greg: “Hickie?”
Darin: “Hickish.”

“What day is the fourth of July?”
-Amy

“How do you capitalize ‘Fourth’?”
-Amy

Kaitlyn: “Is someone harboring a personal grudge against Adam?”
Alisha: “Kaitlyn”
Kaitlyn: “It’s true.”

“I want to know what a half date is . . . cuz I feel bad for that guy.”
-Darin

“Not the way I play kickball…”
-Darin

“Aren’t you dead, Greg?”
-Jared (while playing mafia)

“Where, what, what, what, when?”
-Darin

“I want to stand at a 45˚ angle with you. Don’t be intimidated. I’ll break eye contact first.”
-Liz

“I’m gonna read the quote board and then go to bed.”
-Peter B.

“Oooh! Nazis!”
-Adam

“I can hold my breath ‘til I go to the restroom.”
-Peter B.

“I can’t believe I just said that! My maturity level just went down three points…on a scale of one to four…”
-Peter B.

“I wonder what it would be like to have a baby in zero gravity.”
-Peter B.

“You should grow sideburns. It will solve all your problems.”
-Peter B.

“Blackboard needs to be…*hits chest*…Pumped up.”
-Peter B.

“You’d be good at swearing.”
-Peter B.

“Your Valentine’s Day is Birthday?”
-Darin

“I should probably put pants on.”
-Greg

Peter N: “You know, I’d like to think they were talking about chocolate, but…”
Greg & Darin: “They were.”

Peter B: “I was practicing piano.”
Darin: “Is that what they call it these days?”

“Is that scripture? I think it is.”
-Darin

“First kiss, holding hands, and then you build bird-feeders.”

“Uh-uh. 4x5=0”
-Peter B.

“It’s been a blessing. I don’t know how, but…”
-Jared

Peter B: “How did the pioneers make it?”
Adam: “Pioneers like you didn’t.”

“Do you WANT to wake up without eyebrows?”
-Darin

“I would crawl inside of my freezer “
–Greg